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Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
My Kids think I ate all their Halloween Candy
Jimmy Kimmel asked parents to tell their kids they ate all their Halloween candy and video tape it. Here's the results.
1950's Portable Record Player
How fun is this? The HandyGram portable record player from the 1950's is a complete sound system in a cute unassuming brown case with a gorgeous pink plastic inside and burgundy
tone arm. Remember when records had speeds? This plays 4 speeds of records by turning the knob on the gold back-painted speed settings. Smaller than most boom boxes of the 1980's, it was a portable way to carry and play your favorite tunes. From flicker.
Kids say the cutest things!
Signs Woman can Appreciate
You might have seen these already, but I thought the signs were cute and should be shared.
A toddler recites Shakespeare
Seriously Funny Print Ad - Radio Station
Progress is Overrated by Frank Druffel
I found this while surfing for something else. I loved it!
(The video has been removed from Youtube, but the letter below is priceless!)
Frank Druffel writes:
"When I started in management, solitaire was the big employee time-waster. Today we have YouTube.
Now that's what I call Progress.
I'm no fan of Progress, mind you, but having the ability to push this YouTube content straight to people's desks means I don't have to remind my employees to play solitaire every hour. Not only does that free up my schedule, but it's a more interesting way for them to waste their time, which means there's less chance of actual Progress occurring.
If only we had this YouTube 30 years ago! Who knows where this country would be? But why look back, when infinite hours of streaming video are ahead of us.
Warm regards,
Frank Druffel"
(The video has been removed from Youtube, but the letter below is priceless!)
Frank Druffel writes:
"When I started in management, solitaire was the big employee time-waster. Today we have YouTube.
Now that's what I call Progress.
I'm no fan of Progress, mind you, but having the ability to push this YouTube content straight to people's desks means I don't have to remind my employees to play solitaire every hour. Not only does that free up my schedule, but it's a more interesting way for them to waste their time, which means there's less chance of actual Progress occurring.
If only we had this YouTube 30 years ago! Who knows where this country would be? But why look back, when infinite hours of streaming video are ahead of us.
Warm regards,
Frank Druffel"
A Bikini Wax Story Retelling & Martinis
My sister and I went out after work today for a Bombay Martini in honor of our Dad's birthday. Neither one of us had ever drank gin until the night he died, three years ago on November 9th, when we decided to toast to him with his favorite drink. Anyway, his birthday and the day he died are the only days of the year that Gin actually tastes good to me. So after toasting to our father, and half way into our martinis, the mood needed to be lightened. One topic lead to another and I remembered a story I had read in Health magazine:
"A Windy Waxing"
I'm lactose intolerant, but I just can't kick my cheese and chocolate milk cravings. The unfortunate result of my dairy bingeing is usually gas, but I consider myself something of a flatulence ninja because I'm a pro at concealing it. That wasn't the case, though, when I recently went in for a bikini wax after a night of lactose gluttony. I wanted the full monty, so when the aesthetician was done with my front, she made me flip over on all fours. As she smeared wax in the most nether regions of my behind, I just couldn't hold it in any longer and accidentally let one rip right in the poor woman's face. If that wasn't enough, I fell down laughing, which made my butt cheeks stick together from the wax, so the aesthetician had to separate them and re-apply. Let's just say she got a very big--and (well deserved) tip. -- Sasha, Sheboygan, Wisc.
To Sasha, I just want to say, my sister and I want to thank you from the bottom of our hearts for making us cry for a good ten minutes from laughter instead of from sadness. So happy birthday Dad, and cheers to Sasha for making women everywhere "crack" up with laughter. Forward this to every woman you know -- laughter is the best medicine, no matter what ails you.
Still laughing...
"A Windy Waxing"
I'm lactose intolerant, but I just can't kick my cheese and chocolate milk cravings. The unfortunate result of my dairy bingeing is usually gas, but I consider myself something of a flatulence ninja because I'm a pro at concealing it. That wasn't the case, though, when I recently went in for a bikini wax after a night of lactose gluttony. I wanted the full monty, so when the aesthetician was done with my front, she made me flip over on all fours. As she smeared wax in the most nether regions of my behind, I just couldn't hold it in any longer and accidentally let one rip right in the poor woman's face. If that wasn't enough, I fell down laughing, which made my butt cheeks stick together from the wax, so the aesthetician had to separate them and re-apply. Let's just say she got a very big--and (well deserved) tip. -- Sasha, Sheboygan, Wisc.
To Sasha, I just want to say, my sister and I want to thank you from the bottom of our hearts for making us cry for a good ten minutes from laughter instead of from sadness. So happy birthday Dad, and cheers to Sasha for making women everywhere "crack" up with laughter. Forward this to every woman you know -- laughter is the best medicine, no matter what ails you.
Still laughing...
Terry Border's Hilarious Bent Objects
Everyday objects take on surprising and often hilarious roles in Terry Border's hard-to-describe project. For years now, this unassuming photographer-sculptor-bargain-bin-shopper has worked with snack foods, office supplies, toys, and other items to create evocative and bizarre scenes. Making something great out of "throwaway" objects is a recurring Gel theme, and Terry's work is a perfect match. Guaranteed to make you smile!
Terry Border at Gel 2008 from Gel Conference on Vimeo.
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